no i don't want to describe you
@8 hours ago with 242959 notes
okay tumblr i have a game
take this image and keep adding onto it
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
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@10 hours ago with 143541 notes
stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
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I heard this girl at school who was like 4’11 say “I need a man who’s at least 6 feet” I just turned around and stared at her for a long time.
Betch you’re hobbit sized.
how will they kiss
@9 hours ago with 92106 notes
when ur walking around with just one shoe